which is why i can't be a mother

I vote that would-be parents take a psychological test before they are permitted to have babies.

They also have to submit 2x2 pictures, bank certificates, references that they would be good parents.

It should be as difficult as getting a Japan or US visa. And if they do get approved, they have to raise the child well or else their permits will be revoked and they can also be sent to jail with their kids!

Harsh? I don't think so. Creating another human being is a miracle and a great power that shouldn't just be given to anybody. If they want it badly, they have to prepare for
it like when you're taking a very important exam.

As Pete's uncle told him, "With great power comes great responsibilty".